just look! DO NOT TOUCH! Jerk off for me you good-for-nothing!

I don't think so! Says the wanker, just because he's allowed to sit on my couch, which means he has a free pass! I told you not to touch it! You can see how nice I get my wet column! Ah, hands off, jerk off your dick you slob! Well, how do you like the column, pretty cool, how I jerk off, right? You can't get it out to satisfy me! Stay in your corner! Jerk off! More quickly!…